Wiccan

Dear Mr. President:

It's tough to be a man of integrity, confidence and values in a world where the very word man is demonized. I was a bit worried when you were elected, as I am Wiccan, and your comments about Wicca not being a religion were very scary.

But it turns out that you do and have learned, and that you were the right man, and the right time. Thanks for not being mealy mouth, slimy, politician. Thanks for reminding us all what a real statesman was like.

Johanna
Age 46
Hamilton, NJ

The beast

Dear George:

It is clear to me that you are not a Christian at all. You rule without love or charity. Your king is wickedness. You and Mr. Cheney are demons. And you will be obliterated, for it is written:

"The beast was caught and with it the false prophet...The two were thrown alive into the fiery pool burning with sulfur." (Revelation 19:20).

Marcus
Age 32
Washington, DC