President Bush and his Army

Dear George:

Our daughter, Maria, had trouble sleeping, she had a bad dream and wouldn't go to sleep. She had just turned five and was afraid of monsters in the closet and under the bed. We assured her nothing was going to happen, Mommy and Daddy were here, and everything was going to be ok. She kept at it so we told her that baby Jesus would protect her, too, and his Mommy. With a shaky voice she asked...and President Bush and his army?... and we said yes, and President Bush and his army. Just knowing that her president and army were there to make sure nothing bad happened to her put her at ease and she no longer fears monsters. Thank you for giving Maria and us the peace of mind to sleep soundly.

Sanja
Age 31
Glendale, AZ

500,000 strong

Dear George:

I marched in the recent march for women's lives, and I was in NYC this past weekend in the 500,000 strong protest against you, and your neo-con policies. You will not realize your New World Order with so many of us against you, and many more people waking up to what you really are. You have no shame, no morals, no conscience, no guilt, no compassion, no intelligence, and you are the worst excuse for a unelected president. You are a total fraud. I hate your guts, and I hope to heck you don't steal the election again. May you face God for your atrocities in the wars you started. You are not a Christian. You are hated the world over, and a laughingstock. You need to seek long, long psychiatric care.

Barbara
Age 55
Rochester NY